"I’m excited about the new Funeral For A Friend album," she said, in 2014.

NEW from No Screws Toys & Games, it’s UNPAID INTERN ABBIE!

Watch as Abbie tries desperately to justify her existence by giving her time and labour to institutions she doesn’t fully believe in, all in the hope of one day being offered a living wage! Squeeze her throat to hear these thrilling catchphrases:

  • "Well, it’s better than bar work, I guess."
  • "Yeah, I can stay an extra hour, no problem."
  • "I need a drink."
  • "It’s costing me £10 a day to be here."

Sense of self-worth sold separately.

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"It’s almost as if being a billionaire and feeling that the status quo is pretty good go hand in hand."